I’d say absolutely NOTHING!
The “Pledge” is nothing more than a photo album of all white constituents. Take out the pictures and you’ve got about 10 pages of fluff that basically repeats the same talking points that the Republican tea party has been saying for over a year now. Big government, spending, taxing, ad nauseum. Page 16 has their plan for jobs: tax cuts for “small” businesses and less regulation. The “small” businesses Republicans are referring to are actually the wealthiest fortune 500 companies and rich people.
To be fare, maybe the Republican’s Pledge is good for something…?
Good for starting a bonfire
Good for cleaning windows with vinegar douche
Good for stuffing your shoes to keep your feet warm in winter
Good for picking up dog poo in the park
Good for lining a cat litter box
Good for making paper airplanes
Good for wiping your ass when you run out of toilet paper – although very abrasive
Good for cleaning dirt from under your nails
Good for laughs
Good for making cone shaped dunce caps
Good for rolling tobacco cigarrettes or blunts….
Feel free to add your own good uses.