I’d say absolutely NOTHING! 

The “Pledge” is nothing more than a photo album of all white constituents. Take out the pictures and you’ve got about 10 pages of fluff that basically repeats the same talking points that the Republican tea party has been saying for over a year now. Big government, spending, taxing, ad nauseum. Page 16 has their plan for jobs: tax cuts for “small” businesses and less regulation.  The “small” businesses Republicans are referring to are actually the wealthiest fortune 500 companies and rich people. 

To be fare, maybe the Republican’s Pledge is good for something…?

Good for starting a bonfire

Good for cleaning windows with vinegar douche

Good for stuffing your shoes to keep your feet warm in winter

Good for picking up dog poo in the park

Good for lining a cat litter box

Good for making paper airplanes

Good for wiping your ass when you run out of toilet paper – although very abrasive

Good for cleaning dirt from under your nails

Good for laughs

Good for making cone shaped dunce caps

Good for rolling tobacco cigarrettes or blunts….

Feel free to add your own good uses.

Rant off.